Monday, September 19, 2011

Manic Monday

Today was the Monday from HELL. Kids were snarky, I'm PMSy, melted down on my name it...argh!!!! AND you can not imagine the stuff I shoved in my pie hole. Cheetos...coconut M&Ms...bbq...crap, crap, crap.

And then there is this...thing...burning a whole in my brain. I really want to get it out. But I know it's best kept stashed way down deep in my head. Because I know as soon as it comes out it will sound stupid....crazy...stupid. INSANE. *sigh*

And I had my first...look...when I said that I've lost X amount of pounds and I've had lap band. I wanted to scream, yeah lady. Look at me like that. Let me tell you, it's more than just a quick fix. I've worked my butt off. Literally. Blah, blah, blah.

BUT, there was a silver lining. I zumba-ed my heart out. Sweating like a pig, I shook what my momma gave me like I'd never shook it before.

And tomorrow is a new day, right??

Now I have to try to decipher the "organization" that I have inherited as cheer coach. It's a big hot mess. And I am anal about organization. But first I must find the energy to shower, cuz I can smell myself!!

Oh yeah, one of my lovelies asked me today where my ta-tas went. Gee, thanks!!!


  1. dude...u need to post what is on ur mind, regardless of how crazy u might seem! And, I remember the cheer days. It was super stressful for me too cause the team was a mess before I stepped in and I have to change everything up. Hang in there. It is hard work, and you don't get paid enough, but you are making a difference i am sure of it!!

  2. I miss my tatas too.
    You know you love your kiddos...... I am sure they love you as a teacher and a coach.
    And, I agree with Stace, just post what is on your mind. Maybe we all feel it.

  3. I never really had tatas to lose... Tomorrow IS a new day.


  4. Ok, I know it was a rough day. but the way you wrote it, kinda made me giggle. Maybe you should re-read your post when you're in a 'giggly' mood??? Might make you smile to think that your day sucked that bad.

    But today's a new day, right?! Right! And F that lady. And kid's don't know crap about shrinking tatas. It's fine.

  5. My tatas have shrunk and I am so happy about that! I have big ones!

    You have got to be a fun teacher and coach! I bet you make such an impact!

    Hope today is better! I fear that I might have a few hormonal days this week myself!

  6. wish I can send you some of my tata's, it's the only place I haven't lost!!

    I hope you have a better day today, shrug it off and move forward.

    Good luck with the cheer coach thing, don't know why people have to screw things up so badly before they turn it over for someone else to fix.

  7. UGh. I seriously couldn't put up with teenagers all day. Today will be's gotta be.

  8. Let it out, sister! You wouldn't believe the crazy that lurks in my mind on a daily basis.

    Also, I'm happy wit where my tatas are right this second. Let's all pray they stay there!